fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend
Shows that need to be on netflix:
- Sister Sister
- Fresh Prince of Bel Air
- Thats so Raven
- My Wife and Kids
- The Proud Family
- Class of 3000
- The Parkers
Noah no one needs Seinfeld on Netflix
And that one show! Hanging with Mr. Cooper or something :p
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
instead of counting sheep at night, count the number of times you can repeat “my life is dope and i do dope shit” before drifting into dreams full of kanye level self-confidence
you know when you really want to kiss someone and you can’t help but keep looking at their lips like those should be on mine
Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)
This is important.