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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

actualdemon:

My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

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Your URL just makes this 10,000x better

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queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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princeowl:

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than I do and this inconveniences me because now I have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via fake-mermaid)

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fursonakin:

fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

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barebackinq:

scottthepilgrim:

brysob:

Shows that need to be on netflix:

  • Sister Sister
  • Fresh Prince of Bel Air
  • Thats so Raven
  • Martin
  • My Wife and Kids
  • The Proud Family
  • Class of 3000
  • Moesha
  • The Parkers
  • Seinfeld

Noah no one needs Seinfeld on Netflix

And that one show! Hanging with Mr. Cooper or something :p

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ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

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trangst:

"i’m not white i’m greek"

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