"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
That moment you eat an entire meal at a restaurant and are still hungry so you order another meal to go “for later” but you know you’re just going to eat it in your car in the parking lot.
Okay, so everyone knows I’m literally the cheapest person ever. It’s not simply a past time, it’s a way of life.
Since I’ve had requests to make this, here’s the masterpost of what legitimate sites I frequently use to fuel my “I fucking hate paying for things” addiction and what kind of things I’ve gotten from them.
Things I miss now that I can’t have them:
- drinking 10 cups of coffee a day
- cute lingerie that actually fits
- staying awake past 9
- copious amounts of wine
- dying my hair
- a cigarette on long drives
- hot baths
- the ability to get a piercing or tattoo
Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)
I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you”
“put your seat belt on”
“watch your step”
“get some rest”
..you just gotta listen" idk (via meri-juana)